Friday, June 17, 2011

This guy told me, dead serious, his friends wife is vietnamese and after she got married her name is Misuk cox. And she knows it's dirty

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I like my men like my script pages... Tan and Buff.
This cheese died and went to the cross for our sins

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

...about the trader joes Mac and Cheese balls:

'This is what the fertilized egg would look like if god impregnated an earth woman'

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

...but I'm agreeing with you

Then do it outloud so I can hear it.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

'Onions are like eating tiny crunchy insects'

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

"Listen, if I give you a paper clip you'll be able to put two pieces of paper together, but if I teach you where to get the paper clips, you can put as many pieces together as you want."

Thursday, March 3, 2011

"I don't let any woman edit my documents."