tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19535973323767733572024-02-20T11:21:44.761-05:00Stuff Josh saysJasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-64018189448216474702013-05-03T15:14:00.001-04:002013-05-03T15:14:52.107-04:00Thompson Twins are awesomeJasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-13135587546494983682013-02-07T12:08:00.005-05:002013-02-07T12:09:59.469-05:00<i>asking if Spielburg movies have ever had nudity in them:</i><br />
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"Not holocaust titty's....real ones"Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-3823318867541402452012-12-20T11:44:00.000-05:002012-12-20T11:44:00.085-05:00I say some pretty wise things sometimes.Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-47973496923218476702011-06-17T12:07:00.001-04:002011-06-17T12:08:35.371-04:00This guy told me, dead serious, his friends wife is vietnamese and after she got married her name is Misuk cox. And she knows it's dirtyJasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-35731088172396604592011-04-07T16:04:00.000-04:002011-04-07T16:05:15.258-04:00I like my men like my script pages... Tan and Buff.Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-33516858478114445582011-04-07T15:59:00.000-04:002011-04-07T16:00:14.005-04:00This cheese died and went to the cross for our sinsJasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-39186569779870089352011-04-06T17:14:00.004-04:002011-04-06T17:15:58.857-04:00<span style="font-style: italic;">...about the trader joes Mac and Cheese balls:<br /><br /></span>'This is what the fertilized egg would look like if god impregnated an earth woman'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-59576354580019086072011-04-05T11:39:00.000-04:002011-04-05T11:40:20.285-04:00<span style="font-style:italic;">...but I'm agreeing with you</span><br /><br />Then do it outloud so I can hear it.Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-64405744781453211712011-03-30T10:48:00.002-04:002011-03-30T10:52:37.696-04:00'Onions are like eating tiny crunchy insects'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-66176653459545687832011-03-09T13:25:00.003-05:002011-03-09T13:27:34.194-05:00"Listen, if I give you a paper clip you'll be able to put two pieces of paper together, but if I teach you where to get the paper clips, you can put as many pieces together as you want."Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-23209011074232884662011-03-03T12:53:00.001-05:002011-03-09T13:27:56.770-05:00"I don't let any woman edit my documents."Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-25101210123926587842010-11-16T12:03:00.001-05:002010-11-16T12:12:17.427-05:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:6;color:#4D80B43B;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 23px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 16px; ">"ASS O DUFF O LOSS!"</span></span></span>shivhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03455221768671310222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-17095991764964488002010-11-09T17:15:00.004-05:002011-04-05T11:41:01.859-04:00"What are you looking at? Nude dudes?"<div> <span style="font-style:italic;">... No he's holding a sword.</span></div><div>"A flesh sword, with a purple helmet"</div>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-68371602939646645622010-07-12T17:24:00.001-04:002010-07-12T17:24:36.412-04:00"you can't let me go out into the world like this! c'mon, pokety dokety!"shivhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03455221768671310222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-17264961860901635212010-07-12T17:23:00.000-04:002010-07-12T17:24:00.719-04:00"aaah, it's raining panties on my face!"shivhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03455221768671310222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-54706703348367546172010-07-12T17:22:00.001-04:002010-07-12T17:23:34.556-04:00"it's not up to you to make decisions regarding my drink receptacles!"shivhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03455221768671310222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-52487000007141961802010-07-12T17:20:00.001-04:002010-07-12T17:21:53.351-04:00"all the ladies want to jump on this beef stick, so don't even try to rebuff me."shivhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03455221768671310222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-52785707315633132402010-07-07T14:26:00.001-04:002010-07-07T14:27:45.369-04:00'Did you go downstairs for Guerrilla tape? They probably don't stock it because there's too many r's'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-39972629848827679852010-07-01T20:17:00.001-04:002010-07-01T20:17:34.792-04:00'Soup is something you have to take your time with.'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-30426032545619988682010-07-01T18:22:00.001-04:002010-07-01T18:22:52.131-04:00'Where is the freaking ass song?'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-45221290863484805322010-07-01T15:39:00.001-04:002010-07-01T15:39:58.003-04:00Kid, I know that you like butts.pmchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15929131861927096001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-41278933464174028142010-06-30T19:04:00.000-04:002010-06-30T19:05:21.274-04:00'Thank you kind sir for cleaning out the sand from my shorts...usually it's my mom, but not with her tongue.'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-86861419303667802522010-06-30T16:52:00.000-04:002010-06-30T16:53:12.913-04:00'They call me sizzle tits'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-69874105809839156442010-06-29T18:53:00.002-04:002010-06-30T11:45:08.394-04:00'Paul, I know every inch of this office, like a lovers body.'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1953597332376773357.post-38111508191121644702010-06-29T18:24:00.001-04:002010-06-29T18:24:43.380-04:00'They should make an iphone dildo add on that vibrates. I would buy that.'Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04859399488709535132noreply@blogger.com0