This guy told me, dead serious, his friends wife is vietnamese and after she got married her name is Misuk cox. And she knows it's dirty

I like my men like my script pages... Tan and Buff.

This cheese died and went to the cross for our sins

...about the trader joes Mac and Cheese balls:

'This is what the fertilized egg would look like if god impregnated an earth woman'

...but I'm agreeing with you

Then do it outloud so I can hear it.

'Onions are like eating tiny crunchy insects'

"Listen, if I give you a paper clip you'll be able to put two pieces of paper together, but if I teach you where to get the paper clips, you can put as many pieces together as you want."

"I don't let any woman edit my documents."