"you can't let me go out into the world like this! c'mon, pokety dokety!"

"aaah, it's raining panties on my face!"

"it's not up to you to make decisions regarding my drink receptacles!"

"all the ladies want to jump on this beef stick, so don't even try to rebuff me."

'Did you go downstairs for Guerrilla tape? They probably don't stock it because there's too many r's'

'Soup is something you have to take your time with.'

'Where is the freaking ass song?'

Kid, I know that you like butts.